This is what happens when billionaires drive across town to get a haircut. This is why I am a big proponent of in home barbers. Nothing good happens when a billionaire leaves their expensive home and a camera is rolling. I mean seriously… Gordon Gekko gets thrown in jail, Bruce Wayne puts on a polycarbonate suit and gets harassed by some dude in scary makeup, heck even Richie Rich’s parents were almost blown up while flying to see the Queen of England for cryin’ out loud! Billionaires, I implore you, stay home. It is much safer… for all of us.


On a side note, I don’t think Robert Pattinson sparkles in this one… so that’s good.





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